Dagens födelsedagsbarn 31/3

Christopher Walken (skådespelare som varit med i många många filmer, bla. "Sleepy Hollow", nya "Hairspray" och "Wedding Crashers - bland annat var ordet) fyller 66 år idag.
Ewan McGregor (a.k.a Christian i "Moulin Rouge!", Edward i "Big Fish" och Obi-Wan Kenobi) fyller 38 år idag.
Jessica Szhor (Vanessa Abrams i "Gossip Girl") fyller 24 år idag.

För 154 år sedan så dog Charlotte Brontë, författarinnan bakom "Jane Eyre".

Dagens födelsedagsbarn 30/3

Vincent van Gogh (världskänd konstnär) skulle ha fyllt 154 år idag.
Robbie Coltrane (bla. Hagrid i Harry Potter-filmerna) fyller 59 år idag.
Juliet Landau (härligt sinnessjuka vampyren Drusilla i "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") fyller 44 år idag.
Jason Dohring (a.k.a Logan Echolls i "Veronica Mars" - en av mina favoritponkar - och vampyren Josef Kostan i "Moonlight") fyller 27 år idag.
Helena Mattson (svensk skådespelerska som är på gästrollsstadiet i Hollywood) fyller 24 år idag.




Fast dagens födelsedagsbarn of honour är en kär vän, min första (and still going strong), som fyller 18 år idag.

Dagens födelsedagsbarn 29/3

Lucy Lawless (a.k.a Xena, ni vet, Xena) fyller 41 år idag.

Idag är det även 12 år sedan Harry Hamlin och Lisa Rinna gifte sig. 7 år senare så spelade de det äkta paret Echolls i "Veronica Mars". Jag hoppas verkligen att deras äktenskap inte också innehåller otrohetsaffärer, självmord och fängelsevistelser.

Dagens födelsedagsbarn 28/3

Max Perlich (a.k.a Rune i "Gilmore Girls" och Whistler i andra säsongens final av "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") fyller 41 år idag.
Vince Vaughn (huvudroll i bla. "Wedding Crashers", "The Break-Up" och "Dodgeball") fyller 39 år idag.
Julia Stiles (a.k.a Kat i "10 orsaker att hata dig" och Nicky i Bourne-filmerna) fyller 28 år idag.

Sedan så fyller även en vän till mig 18 år idag. Grattis till dig (även om du aldrig kommer att läsa det här då ingen vet att bloggen existerar).

Dagens Födelsedagsbarn 27/3

Michael York (bla. professor Asher Fleming i "Gilmore Girls" och Tybalt i "Romeo och Julia") fyller 67 år idag.
Mariah Carey (veilande sångfågel) fyller 40 år idag.
Nathan Fillon (den creepy, kvinnohatande prästen Caleb i sjunde säsongen av "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") fyller 38 år idag.
Brenda Song (ännu en av Disney Channels ungdomsstjärnor - med i en av världens mest enerverande tv-serier*) fyller 21 år idag.

* Jag pratar förstås om "The Suit Case Life of Zach and Cody" där två tvillingbröder - spelade av killarna som även var Ross' son Ben - bor på ett hotell med sin mamma, som är rockstjärna om jag inte minns fel. Inte blir saken bättre av att ena tvillingen är "duktig" och den andra är "busig". Hallå, Elizabeth och Jessica Wakefield-syndrom. ... Den enda tv-serien som är värre finns även den på Disney Channel. Nämligen "Hannah Montana".

Dagens födelsedagsbarn 25/3

Sir Elton John (behövs en presentation?) fyller 62 år idag.
Brenda Strong (Mary Alice Young i "Desperate Housewives") fyller 49 år idag.
Marcia Cross (Bree Van Der Kamp i "Desperate Housewives") fyller 47 år idag.
Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw i "Sex and the City") fyller 44 år idag.
Sean Faris (spelat eftertrånad kille i bla. "Sleepover" - för yngre tonåringar) fyller 27 år idag.

Grattis Alyson!

Idag så fyller Alyson Hannigan, allas vår egen Willow Rosenberg, 35 år. Yay.

Detta firas genom marathontittande av sjätte säsongen av Buffy, däribland extramaterialet där Alyson är på någon slags "panel-intervju" tillsammans med Michelle Tratchenberg, Nicholas Brendon, James Marsters (wohohoho!), Joss Whedon, Marti Noxon och någon tekniker.

Massa roligt fakta. Bland annat så avslöjades det att Alyson inte hade en aning om att Willow skulle gå över till the dark side (om än bara för några avsnitt) eller att hon skulle försöka förstöra världen förrän hon fick sitt manus... Däremot så hade hennes pojkvän (numera äkta make) Alexis Denishof mer koll på detaljerna än vad hon hade. Varför?

Jo, för Alexis och Joss Whedon hade diskuterat Willows karaktärsutveckling på "Angel"-inspelningarna. Ha.

Grattis Alyson! Snart så är det ju dags för barnet också. Den första lilla Buffy-bebisen.

Eller.... Ja. Vad jag vet så är det här första barnet med dubbla Buffyverse-rötter någonsin. Med en mamma som medverkar i alla avsnitt av "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (och dessutom har gästspelat i några avsnitt av "Angel") och en pappa som spelat Wesley Wyndham-Pryce i båda serierna, så kan väl inte barnet bli annat än kick-ass häftigt?

Grattis Mustard Man

David Fury (writer & co-producer av bla. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", som även är Mustard Man i "Once More With Feeling"-avsnittet) fyller 50 år idag.

En intressant sak med David Fury är att han har producerat ett avsnitt av "Lost" som heter "Tabula Rasa", vilket även råkar vara namnet på ett av de bästa Buffyavsnitten någonsin - och gissa vem som är co-producer av det avsnittet?

Spuffy - Twilight style

Jag har suttit och kollat runt på youtube (eller rättare sagt: kollat på de 20 första sekunderna av alla filmer då mitt internet inte tillåter längre visningar) och det var då jag hittade den här trailern. Det är trailern till Twilight, men istället för Edward och Bella så innehåller den en massa Spuffy (Spike/Buffy). Jag blev riktigt till mig.

Dagens födelsedagsbarn 2/3

Dr Seuss (som bla. skrev "How the Grinch Stole the Christmas") skulle ha fyllt 105 år idag.
Jon Bon Jovi (sångare i Bon Jovi, även Victor Morrison i "Ally McBeal") fyller 47 år idag.
Daniel Craig (a.k.a James Bond och Lord Asriel i "The Golden Compass") fyller 41 år idag.

För 79 år sedan så dog D.H Lawrence (som bla. skrivit "Lady Chatterleys älskare").

Favoritcitat: Buffy S07E20 - S07E22

Spike: No?
Buffy: No.
Spike: You mean no as in "eventually"?
Buffy: You really have problems with that word, don't you?

Spike: It's bloody chaos over there without you!
Buffy: It is?
Spike: Yeah! Yeah. It's uh - there's junk. You know, food cartons. Sleeping bags not rolled up. Everyone's very scared and, uh, unkempt.
Buffy: Sounds dire.
Spike: I didn't see a lot. I came, hit Faith a bunch of times, and left.

Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you. And dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine. And done things I prefer you didn't. Don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes. A lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred-plus years. And there's only one thing I've ever been sure of. You. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say I love you, it's not because I want you. Or because I can't have you. It has nothin' to do with me. I love what you are. What you do. How you try. I've seen your kindness, and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, Buffy.
Buffy: I don't wanna be the One.
Spike: I don't wanna be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.

Anya: We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota.
(från “Touched”, S07E20)

Faith: I'm looking at you, everything you have, and, I don't know, jealous. Then there I am. Everybody's looking to me, trusting me to lead them, and I've never felt so alone in my entire life.
Buffy: Yeah.
Faith: And that's you every day, isn't it?
Buffy: I love my friends. I'm very grateful for them. But that's the price. Being a slayer.
Faith: There's only supposed to be one. Maybe that's why you and I can never get along. We're not supposed to exist together.
Buffy: Also, you went evil and were killing people.
Faith: Good point. Also a factor.
Buffy: But you're right. I mean, I... I guess everyone's alone. But being a slayer? There's a burden we can't share.
Faith: And no one else can feel it. Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers.

Giles: [inspecting a scythe] In addition to being ancient, it's - well it's clearly mystical.
Buffy: Yeah, I figured that one out when I King Arthured it out of the stone.

Anya: Well, I guess I was kinda new to being around humans before. And now I've seen a lot more, gotten to know people, seen what they're capable of and I guess I just realize how amazingly... screwed up they all are. I mean, really, really screwed up in a monumental fashion.
Andrew: Oh.
Anya: And they have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die. Which they know is coming and yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane, and yet, here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting. But they do. They never... They never quit. And so I guess I will keep fighting, too.

Spike: Last night was... God, I'm such a jerk. I can't do this.
Buffy: Spike?
Spike: It was the best night of my life. If you poke fun at me, you bloody well better use that 'cause I couldn't bear it. It may not mean that much to you, but...
Buffy: I just told you it did.
Spike: Yeah, I hear you say it, but... I've lived for sodding ever, Buffy. I've done everything. I've done things with you I can't spell, but I've never been close to anyone, least of all you, until last night. All I did was hold you, watch you sleep, and it was the best night of my life. So, yeah, I'm terrified.
(från “End of Days”, S07E21)

Buffy: [about Spike] It's different. He's different. He has a soul now... What?
Angel: That's great! Everyone's got a soul now.
Buffy: He'll make a difference.
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having-a-soul. Before it was... all the cool new thing.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?

Angel: I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. A-Are you just going to come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Angel: Aha! Boyfriend.
Buffy: He's not. But he is in my heart.
Angel: That'll end well.
Buffy: What was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?

Buffy: I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming who ever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day, I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m- or enjoy warm, delicious, cookie me, then that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done.
Angel: Any thoughts on who might enjoy - Do I have to go with the cookie analogy?
Buffy: I'm not really thinking that far ahead. That's kind of the point.
Angel: I'll go start working on the second front. Make sure I don't have to use it.
[starts to leave]
Buffy: Angel. I do. Sometimes, think that far ahead.
Angel: Sometimes is something.
Buffy: Be a long time coming. Years, if ever.
Angel: I ain't gettin' any older.

[about Buffy and Angel's kiss]
Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but...

Willow: Did you find out anything about the scythe?
Buffy: It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher.
Giles: Caleb?
Buffy: I cut him in half.
Willow: All right!
Anya: He had that coming.
Xander: Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited.

Buffy: I just realized something, something that really never occurred to me before. We're gonna win.

Buffy: I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there's evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn't been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn't been, either. This isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning, I'm opening the seal. I'm going down into the Hellmouth and I am finishing this once and for all. Right now, you're asking yourself what makes this different. What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It's true. None of you have the power that Faith and I do. So here's the part where you make a choice.

Buffy: So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born, because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power, should be *our* power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of this scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer, will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power. Can stand up, will stand up. Slayers, every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?

The First: [as Buffy] Oh no... Ow! Mommy, this mortal wound is all... itchy. You pulled a nice trick. You came pretty close to smacking me down. What more do you want?
Buffy: [through gritted teeth] I want you
[sits up]
Buffy: to get out of my face.
[stands]

[preparing to face the onslaught of übervamps]
Anya: Oh, God. I'm terrified. I-I didn't think - I mean, I - I just figured you'd be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it.
Andrew: Picture happy things. A lake, candycanes, bunnies...
Anya: [enraged] Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy, bunnies!

[As Spike is dying to save the world]
Buffy: I love you.
Spike: No, you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.

[Spike's final lines]
Spike: Now, go!
[Buffy runs]
Spike: I wanna see how it ends

[About Sunnydale's destruction and the end of the Hellmouth]
Giles: I don't understand. What did this?
Buffy: Spike.

[About Anya's death]
Xander: So, did you see?
Andrew: I-I was scared. I'm sorry.
Xander: Did you see what happened? I mean, was she...
Andrew: She was incredible. She died saving my life.
Xander: That's my girl. Always doin' the stupid thing.
(från "Chosen", S07E22)

Favoritcitat: Buffy S07E16 - S07E19

Andrew: [Filming the room where Willow and Kennedy are passionately kissing on the sofa] Hey, here's something I think you're going to be interested in, gentle viewers.
Andrew: [Zooms in on the window behind the sofa] Look at the fine work Xander did on replacing that window sash. You can't even tell it's new, it blends in so well. He's extraordinary.
Andrew: This whole thing - whole thing - is being orchestrated by something called "The First." It's made up of all the evil in the whole world. Oh, there's also, uh, these guys. Uh, they-they-they work for The First. We don't know much about them except for they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people.

Andrew: Buffy and Spike have some kind of history: you can feel the heat between them. Although, technically, as a vampire, he's room temperature.
(från “Storyteller”, S07E16)

[in 1977, to Nikki Wood]
Spike: By the way, love the coat.

Spike: Oh, bollocks. All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain.
Giles: I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?

Buffy: So, did you bring back any Potentials?
Giles: Um, rea— no. Actually, m-my, uh, my trip is about something else. It's–it's, um, regarding Spike.
Buffy: Spike. What about him?
Giles: I told you my concerns when you recklessly chose to remove the chip from his head.
Robin: Wait, sorry — chip?
Giles: Well, uh, it's a... long story.
Buffy: The military put a chip in Spike's head so he couldn't hurt anyone.
Giles: And that would be the abridged version.
Buffy: But he wouldn't hurt anyone anymore because he has a soul now.
Giles: Unless the First triggers him again.
Robin: Triggers the chip?
Buffy: No, the trigger's a post-hypnotic thing. The First put it in his head. It was... made him… He was killing again.
Robin: So, he has a trigger, a soul, and a chip?
Giles: Not anymore!
Buffy: It was killing him, Giles!
Robin: The trigger?
Buffy: No, the chip. The trigger's not active anymore.
Robin: Because the military gave him a soul?
(från “Lies My Parents Told Me”, S07E17)

Buffy: Looks like an old vineyard.
Kennedy: An evil vineyard, huh.
Spike: Like Falcon Crest.

Faith: You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?

Faith: He's like Angel?
Spike: No.
Buffy: Sort of.
Spike: I'm nothing like Angel
Buffy: He fights on my side. Which is more than I can say for some of us.
Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp! And we have very different coloring.

Faith: I've met you before, you know.
Spike: Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.

Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life - literally - to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared, that's smart. You got questions, you should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart - and this time not literally - and I'm telling you right now she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.

[after Xander's speech about Buffy]
Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.

Faith: Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp?
[circles Spike]
Faith: Huh? Somthin' like this?
[punches Spike]
Spike: [stands] Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower... you must be Faith.
Faith: [shrugs and grins] Oh, goodie. I'm famous.
Spike: Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm...
Faith: Spike. Yeah. We've met before.
Spike: We have? I don't think we-
[Faith kicks Spike in the torso]
Spike: Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.
Faith: Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed.
[punches Spike]
Spike: So have I.
[punches Faith]
Spike: I reformed way before you did.
[Faith punches Spike]
Spike: Stop...
[punches Faith]
Spike: hitting...
[punches Faith again]
Spike: me! We're on the same side.
Faith: Please. You think I'm stupid?
Spike: Well, yeah.
Faith: You were attacking that girl.
[Someone knocks Faith to the ground]
Buffy: [innocently] Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.
(från “Dirty Girls”, S07E18)

Giles: Spike, I have a mission for you.
Spike: Oh, really? 'Cause, you know, sometimes our missions end up with you tryin' to kill me. I'm not fond of those.

Faith: This town, walking anywhere after dark is like an extreme sport.
(från “Empty Places”, S07E19)

Favoritcitat: Buffy S07E11-S07E15

Buffy: [to Turok-Han (a.k.a übervamp)] Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast. And there's nothin' they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I am the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now you and me are gonna show 'em why. It's time. Welcome to Thunderdome.
Andrew: Two men enter. One man leaves.

[About Andrew]
Rona: Um, why is that guy tied to a chair?
Xander: The question you'll soon be asking is, "Why isn't he gagged?"
(från “Showtime”, S07E11)

Xander: They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.
Dawn: Maybe that's your power.
Xander: What?
Dawn: Seeing, knowing.
Xander: Maybe it is... Maybe I should get a cape.

Andrew: What's going on?
Anya: Dawn's gonna be a Slayer.
Andrew: Holy crap! Excuse me. Plucked from an ordinary life, handed a destiny.
Xander: Say "Skywalker" and I smack ya.
(från “Potential”, S07E12)

Buffy: It's a phone thing.
Spike: Who ya gonna call?
[awkard look from Buffy]
Spike: God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?

Buffy: There's gotta be a reason why the chip is going all wonky. Maybe it's related to the trigger. Or maybe it has something to do with the new soul.
Spike: Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long.
[pause]
Spike: One more thing you and I have in common, eh, pet?

Buffy: I know. But you should go. This trip is important for the girls, to understand the source of their power, and know how to use it right.
Giles: I don't think they appreciate the gravity of what we're undertaking. It's frightening and it's difficult. Then, apparently someone told them that the vision quest consists of me driving them to the desert, doing the hokey pokey.. until a spooky rasta mama slayer arrives and speaks to them in riddles.

Giles: Gah!
Xander: Touch him! Touch him!
Dawn: Oh, I feel him! I feel him!
Xander: Me too.
Andrew: Me too.
Giles: Good. We all feel each other. Including some of us who don't know each other well enough to take such liberties, thank you. Um, I assume there is a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane explanation, yes?
Anya: We thought you might be non-corporeal evil.
Dawn: We got a call. We couldn't remember you touching anything.
Xander: We had to make sure you were okay. We were worried.
Giles: Oh. Ah. Yes, well, that's very sweet. Now, wait a minute, you thought - you think I'm evil if I bring a group of girls on a camping trip and don't touch them?

Buffy: Remember when things used to be nice and boring?
Willow: No.
(från “The Killer in Me”, S07E13)

Willow: It's a text message. Oh, it's from Xander. It's one of our signals.
Amanda: Signals?
Willow: Yeah, the system we set up a while back. Like codes. Uh, this one's either "I just got lucky, don't call me for a while" or "my date's a demon who's trying to kill me."
Kennedy: You don't remember which?
Willow: It was a long time ago.
Dawn: Well, if we play the percentages...
Giles: Something's eating Xander's head.

[Spike tackles Giles]
Spike: Hey, you're not the first!
Giles: Hey, you're not in pain!

Xander: Guys, guess what happened.
Willow: Buffy got a date!
Xander: No, I did!
[looks at Buffy]
Xander: Fine, way to steal my thunder.
Buffy: Sorry. If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood, and I think he's aligned with the First.
Xander: Also like ten years older than you, right?
Willow: Which is like 100 years younger than your type!
Buffy: Yay. Someone who doesn't remember the industrial revolution.

Buffy: On the Hellmouth. All day, every day. That's gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.

Spike: Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous.

The First: [as Jonathan] Did you find the gun?
Andrew: Yes, it was in Buffy's underwear drawer. She has nice things.
The First: [as Jonathan] Show me.
Andrew: Well, I didn't take 'em, but there were thongs and regular underpants.
The First: [as Jonathan] Show me the gun.

[Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage]
Willow: What happened?
Xander: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay.
Willow: What?
Xander: You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?
Andrew: [wistfully] Captain Archer...
Xander: Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.
Buffy: What if you just start attracting male demons?
Dawn: Clem always liked you.

The First: [as Jonathan] Andrew, I want you to think. Willow brought something to this house. Something good. Something you can use.
Andrew: The new microwave?
(från “First Date”, S07E14)

Willow: Via, concursus, tempus, spatium, audi me ut imperio. Screw it! Mighty forces, I suck at Latin, OK? But that's not the issue. I'm the one in charge, and I'm telling you open a portal, now!

Spike: I've changed.
Robin: Oh, now that you have a soul.
Spike: Yeah. That was a big deal. Very... private.
[in hurt tones, to Buffy]
Spike: What, are you just telling everyone now?

Spike: Get out of here, all of you. Unless you want to end up all dead and useless.
Kennedy: What are you gonna do?
Spike: What I do best.
(dvs. slåss och gå coolt i sin rock)
(från ”Get it Done”, S07E15)

Favoritcitat: Buffy S07E06 - S07E10

(Hjälp: En quarterback i skollaget har en magisk jacka som gör att alla kvinnor blir förälskade i honom, däribland Dawn. När Buffy försöker utreda vad det är som är skumt med Dawns nya kärleksobjekt så drabbas även hon, Anya och Willow av jackans magi.)

Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman, and he isn't.
Willow: This isn't about his physical presence, it's about his heart.
Anya: His physical presence has a penis.
Willow: I can work around it.

Willow: Well, I have skills. I can prove my love with magic.
Anya: Yeah, right. What are you gonna do? Use magic to make him into a girl?
[Willow's face lights up]
Anya: Damn...

[About Spike]
Xander: Once you get back the soul, doesn't that mean you start, like, picking up your own wet towels off the floor?
Willow: No, but maybe you start to feel really bad about leaving them there.

Buffy: Xander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slippin' that jacket on just a little bit.
Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.
(från “Him”, S07E06)

Webs: I heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.
Buffy: I was?
Webs: Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. Scott Hope said you were gay.

Andrew: Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Jonathan: Me neither. Desde abajo te devora.
Andrew: "It eats you, starting with your bottom."
(från “Conversations with Dead People” S07E07)

[Buffy approaches a bouncer outside a nightclub looking for Spike]
Buffy: I'm looking for this guy. Bleach-blond hair, leather jacket, British accent, kind of sallow, but in a hot way?
Bouncer: Yeah, yeah, I know the guy. Billy Idol wannabe?

Aimee Mann: Man, I hate playing vampire towns.

Xander: Why would a vampire lie about who sired him? What's that, some kind of status symbol for the undead? My sire can beat up your sire?
(från ”Sleeper” S07E08)

Buffy: How can you say that?
Spike: Apparently, I just slaughtered half of Sunnydale, pet. I'm not really worried about being polite any more.

Andrew: Babe II: Pig in the City was really underrated.
The First [as Warren]: Don't think about Babe.
Andrew: Right.
The First:[as Warren] You're Conan. You're The Destroyer. It's you against nature. You're the hunter, you're primal. You love off the land. You're Andrew. Everyone knows you. You play by your own rules. It's kill or be killed.
Andrew: [like a battle cry] That'll do pig!

The First: [as Warren] That's the worst attempt at pig slaughtering I've ever seen!

Andrew: Don't kill me!
Willow: I'm not gonna kill you!
Andrew: Don't torture me and send me to an eternal pain dimension!
Willow: I'm not gonna!
Andrew: Warren killed Tara. I didn't do it, and he was aiming for Buffy anyway.
Willow: Not making it better.
Andrew: And you got your revenge. You killed my best friend. We're even.
Willow: Even? You think I get satisfaction from what I did?
Andrew: Maybe not, but let me keep my skin, okay? I'm not bad, I'm not bad anymore. I'm good, I do good things now.
Willow: Then, why do you need lots and lots of blood?
Andrew: I am bad. I'm bad. I'm evil. But I'm protected by powerful forces. Forces you can't even begin to imagine, little girl. If you harm me you shall know the wrath of he that is darkness and terror. Your blood will boil and you will know true suffering. Stand down, she-witch, your defeat is at hand...
Willow: Shut your mouth! I AM a she-witch. A very powerful she-witch. Or "witch" as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with...
Andrew: But I...
Willow: I'm talking, don't interrupt me, insignificant man! I am Willow, I am Death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true! Okay?
(från “Never Leave Me”, S07E09)

Xander: [repairing the house after a demon invasion] It's a loop... like the Mummy Hand! I'm doomed to replace these windows for all eternity.

Andrew: I'm, I was about to be dead. You saved me.
Buffy: For the time being. But if you don't tell us what we need to know, then I'm gonna offer you to The First on a platter and let him chop you into tiny pieces.
Andrew: The first what?
Anya: The name of the evil thing that pretended to be Warren to get you to kill Jonathan.
Andrew: Oh. Not very ominous-sounding.
Dawn: No, it is if you understand the context.
Andrew: No, an evil name should be like Lex or Voldemort or...
Buffy: Hey! I was intimidating here.

[investigating the wheel on which Spike was bound]
Dawn: There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.

Giles: Sorry to barge in. I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse.

Spike: [scoffs] Give it up. Whatever you are, whatever you get away with, I'm out. You can't pull this puppet's strings any more.
The First: [as Drusilla] And what makes you think you have a choice? What makes you think you will ever be any good at all in this world?
Spike: She [Buffy] does. Because she believes in me.

Buffy: You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. Can't run, can't hide. Can't pretend it's not the end, 'cause it is. Something's always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back. But, we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.
Giles: Buffy, um, I-I know you're-you're tired...
Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, 'cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them and cut out their hearts one by one until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?
(från “Bring on the Night”, S07E10)