Favoritcitat: Buffy S06E16-S06E22

[To Xander]
Buffy: You look great, Mr. About To Get Married. You're glowing. Oh, my God. Maybe you're pregnant!

Anya: [practicing her wedding vows] I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who you do you think you are, like a sea captain o-or something?

[Anya practices her wedding vows]
Anya: I, Anya, promise to cherish you... Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise to have sex with you whenever... I want, and, uh, uh, pledge to be your friend, your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...
Tara: Uh, sex poodle?
Anya: Yeah, why?
Tara: Um, I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.

Anya: Okay. For the last time. I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because I love you and I'll always love you. And before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really. And I had seen what love could do to people, and it was hurt and sadness. Alone was better. And the, suddenly there was you, and... you knew me. You saw me, and it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm. So, I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do.
(från “Hell’s Bells” S06E16)

Warren: [looking at vault schematics] Ah. There's the vault.
Andrew: I still say we're gonna need eight other guys to pull this off.
Warren: I never should have let you see that movie. (Ocean's Eleven)

Spike: Oh, balls! You didn't say it was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik!
(från “Normal Again” S06E17)

Buffy: [after Xander kicks a Garden Gnome on her front lawn, shattering it to pieces] Okay see, that’s exactly why a heart-to-heart is probably not your best course of action right now. You’re both angry, and upset and…what the hell is that creepy little thing doing in my yard? Did Willow put that there while I was dead? Cuz, if I'd have known she did, I would've crawled out of the grave sooner!

[the trio sees Spike and Anya having sex on their camera]
Warren: Guys, we have to- Oh, holy crap!
Jonathan: Oh, my God.
Warren: What is that? P-Porn?
Jonathan: Oh, my God.
Warren: Is that the cam in the Magic Box?
Jonathan: Oh, my God.
(från "Entropy", S06E18)

Andrew: [about Jonathan] I don't trust that leprechaun.

Buffy: Just making sure there are no more evil "trio" cameras. Or... evil "uno".
Xander: The sinister yet addictive card game?

[rebuttal to Warren's pick-up lines]
Xander: See, now, I think it's the 'daddy' thing that's throwin' her. 'Cause incest, not that sexy.
Spike: Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.
(från “Seeing Red” S06E19)

Willow: Is this the master plan? You're gonna stop me by telling me you love me?
Xander: Well, I was gonna walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but it seemed kind of cartoony.

Xander: First day of kindergarten you cried 'cause you broke the yellow crayon and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far; ending the world, not a terrific notion, but the thing is, yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaking Willow, and I love scary, veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. You wanna kill the world, you start with me. I've earned that.
(från "Grave" S06E22)