Favoritcitat: Angel S01E18 - S01E22

[to Wesley about Angel]
Cordelia: You can always tell when he's happy. His scowl is slightly less scowly.

[About Faith]
Wesley: If there's even a chance she could be reasoned with...
Angel: There was. Last year, I had a shot at saving her. I was pulling her back from the brink when some British guy kidnapped her and made damn sure that she'd never trust another living soul.
Cordelia: Angel, it's not Wesley's fault that some British guy ruined your- Oh, wait.
(från "Five by Five", S01E18)

Kendrick: This girl supposedly has some kinda supernatural powers.
Kate Lockley: Really?
Kendrick: Come on, Kate. Everybody knows you've gone all Scully. Any time one of these weird cases crosses anyone's desk, you're always there. What's goin' on with you?
Kate Lockley: Scully is the skeptic.
Kendrick: Huh?
Kate Lockley: Mulder's the believer. Scully's the skeptic.
Kendrick: Scully's the chick, right?
Kate Lockley: Yes. But she's not the one that wants to believe.
Kendrick: And you wanna believe?
Kate Lockley: Oh, I already believe. That's the problem.

Faith: I gotta be the first slayer in history to be sponsored by a vampire.

Lee Mercer: This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin sent to kill the first assassin, who didn't assassinate anyone until we hired the second assassin to assassinate her.

Faith: Are you saying I got to apologize?
Angel: Think you can?
Faith: I don't know. How do you say, "Gee, really sorry that I tortured you nearly to death"?
Angel: Well, first off I think I'd leave off the "Gee"...

Buffy: She tried to kill you.
Angel: That was just - That was just a cry for help.
Buffy: A cry for help is when you say "help" in a loud voice.

Buffy: You hit me!
Angel: Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.
(från "Sanctuary", S01E19)

Gunn: Whoo! Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe 'em. Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. Now, now, now girls, don't get all riled up.
[screams]
Gunn: Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice? Somebody get me a lawyer, 'cause my civil rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, I get it. Y'all can cater to the demon, cater to the dead man, but what about the black man?
(från "Blind Date", S01E21)

Angel: Cordelia, I'm gonna fix this. Promise. I'm gonna get you back. I need you back.

Wesley: [researching Angel's destiny] Uh, oops. I may have made a tiny mistake. Uh, the word "shanshu" that I said meant you were going to die? Actually, I think it means you're going to live.
Cordelia: Okay, as tiny mistakes go, that's not one!

[About Angel]
Cordelia: Typical. I hook up with the only person in history who ever came to LA to get older.
(från "To Shanshu in L.A", S01E22)